Bravo is a Sagittarius

Smells Like A Pathological Liar

Vanderpump Rules S10 EP14 "There's Something About Her" Katelyn and Miles are coming at you 'live' from the Vanderpump playoffs! And whew, it is a doozy. We listen to Miles watch the newly released reunion trailer for the first time. Then Katelyn and Miles deep dive into dissecting every terrible thing that Sandy boy says, while simultaneously defending the queen who really runs that house: Ariana. Batteries aside, the real definition of quality time is discussed and for anyone who is wondering, yes, Teri Maloney IS Mother. Enjoy! Subscribe! Follow! Rate! And raise your glasses high- this one's for you tonight. 
 
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Doubling Down on Dipping

Miles and Katelyn are here to give you an in depth description of this weeks Vanderpump Rules Episode 13  "Lady and the Glamp". Before the recap your hosts give a recap of their attempt at shot gunning a Coors light. They talk about Mercury givin us the ole retrograde. They break down the epic edit of Lala uncovering the plot of Scandoval and they try to count how many times Sandoval says "she dipped out". The 3 Stooges (Shwartz, Sandoval and Rachel) make us all uncomfortable with their "friendship" and their crying and their lying. Finally Sandoval gets caught in his labor day lie and Miles and Katelyn determine that Newport is not that far away. 
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I’m Hot, I’m Bothered, I’m Tired

"Beach, Don't Kill My Vibe" Vanderpump Rules S12E12 Katelyn and Miles bring you a real 'chopped cheese' of an episode- there's talk of wine, fragile masculinity and the planet Ur-anus. They let you know that Earl really did have to die and that Lala and James could be end game? Of course, they get into the most recent Pump Rules episode- fights and truths and untruths galore, along with addressing some Bravo is a Sag feedback from a listener. Like and subscribe!
 
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Ope! She’s a Mistress

Ope! It's another episode of Bravo is a Sagittarius with Katelyn and Miles. This week they recap "Mistress in Distress" Vanderpump Rules season 10 episode 11. Follow along as your hosts drink an entire bottle of Vanderpump rose (RIP Rose) and dissect every little thing Sandoval does. They try to understand how Rachel can say she is not a mistress while being a mistress. And they begin to see how the squad was easily fooled by the cult leader himself despite being caught at the Abbey with Rachel at 1 in the morning.  
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Mad Hatter Of Parties In His Mind

Vanderpump Rules S10EP10 "It's All Happening... Again" Katelyn and Miles travel around some Loverboy flavors while recapping this past week's episode (Scheana's wedding... and much more). Who is Howie Mandel and is Tom a cult leader? Parallels between Taurus' throughout the Bravoverse are discussed and additionally, a check-in about the Salt Lake City women. It's alllll happening!

That’s Not How One Night Stands Work

Vanderpump Rules So10EP9 "Forbidden Fruit" Katelyn and Miles talk float science and how James doesn't seem to like Australians. Schwartz' appearance on Watch What Happens Live gets heavily analyzed and we may finally have insight into the Scandoval timeline. Also Sandoval is a creep. Forever. Enjoy this wild ride of an episode!

One Brain Cell Situation

Vanderpump Rules S10EP8 "By Invitation Only" This episode was a little late but it's finally here! Katelyn and Miles recap the latest Pump Rules, while trying some Loverboy cocktails (spoiler alert: not great). We learn where they took their last Jameson shots and that we need to think about Twin Flames more critically. Also sex work is work and not to be used as an insult!

Sweeney Tom and the Bottom of the Barrels

Vanderpump Rules S10EP7 "Galaxy Gaslighting" Katelyn and Miles are joined by very special guest, Laurel Krabacher and things get wacky. They talk about cleaning their palates and their bones. They delve into why Virgos feel betrayed right now and James' Sagittarius Venus. Pool Culture or Lake Culture? Sweeney Todd or Sweeney Tom? Peanuts or Penis? So many questions, so little time but they know you'll have the most fun you've ever had in your life listening to this one. 

Easter Eggs of Infidelity

Vanderpump Rules S10EP6 "Divorce Party Crashers" Katelyn and Miles play Fuck, Marry, Kill: Cursed Edition and breakdown the cheap beers of America. They question if revulsive is a word and the minute details of S*ndoval and Rachel's affair. They attempt to give us a clear timeline of when it all began. Spoiler: there isn't one. Whether it began at Coachella, at boys night, or in the guest bedroom of Tom and Ariana's home, Katelyn and Miles are here to hypothesize with the rest of us. All that and more in the recap of this anxiety-inducing, nerve-wracking episode. 

Vanderpump Hell Week

Vanderpump hell week y'all, we are exhausted from this week of unrelenting bravo controversy, but Katelyn and Miles are here to help us through it. They want you to know that J*x does not belong back on our screens and that we don't say waitress in 2023 (talking to you GREG). They also discuss the scandoval of it all, go in deep on cancer men and their f*ckery and analyze all the Rachel/Tom lies so you don't have to. 
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